CHARACTERS

ROBOT

is practical, confident, and deploys industrial–grade levels of sarcasm and wit. (Think Aubrey Plaza as an android.) Her snarky deadpan is a perfect foil for her best friend’s rampant optimism. Robot’s quick reflexes and infinite set of special robo–tools regularly save Sloof’s butt, whether they’re on a journey across the cosmos to rescue the galaxy from moon pirates or simply fixing a possessed toaster. Her hobbies include competing in intergalactic robo–races, unabashedly reading the cheesiest romance novels around (Forbidden Circuits is her favorite), and jamming out on her built–in synthesizer.

Voice: Moujan Zolfaghari
 

MISTER
MUSTACCHIO

is the local delivery guy.  He’s fancy, well-groomed, and loves meteorite milkshakes.  Since Wickett’s Wonder World and Sloof’s Supershop are on his route, he’s often inadvertently pulled into their adventures.  This never ends well for him.  He's one of many recurring characters who frequent the shop.

Voice: Ryan Mauskopf
 

HANK

is a super–buff weightlifting ghost that Sloof inherited along with his medieval castle. He’s a Home Improvement Wilson–type guy who Sloof often asks for advice – except instead of helping all he does is pump iron and suggest that said iron pumping will solve Sloof's problems. This hulking green slab of metaphysical meat will pop up when Sloof needs him, but he’ll mostly just hang around the house and offer clues to the castle’s hidden passageways. Hank is Spooky Patrick Warburton: amiable, dumb, harmless, fun to have around, and also a ghost.

SLOOF

is a Swizzard, which is a sciencey–wizard. He’s keen and creative, with a mischievous childlike enthusiasm. His scientific curiosity is so big, it often gets him in over his head. He can think on his feet and almost always has a solution to whatever problem (or disaster) he’s created. Sloof’s epic mishaps have earned him a reputation as a brilliant screwup, something that drives him to double down and show the world he’s got the guts to succeed. Never deterred by the odds, he’s quick to act in the face of danger. Sloof bends the rules – and risks losing his Swizzarding license – because he’s determined to give the customers what they need. He’s a classic dreamer, a little naïve, and sometimes blinded by his own boundless wonder. While Sloof loves to cook, he’s a terrible chef, having been swallowed whole several times by boxes of instant macaroni.

Voice: Maxwell Frey

WESLEY WICKETT

is Sloof’s bitter rival. A sharp yet ruthless Swizzard, she owns the shop next door called Wickett’s Wonder World, widely known to be second banana to Sloof’s Supershop. A master thief and three–armed contortionist, she often sneaks into his laboratory with ease to steal his secrets. Sloof isn’t her only target, and she regularly hits places all over town. Wickett is just as cunning as Sloof, but her nefarious plans backfire just about as often as they succeed.

Voice: Jenna M. Fryer

HOLOGRAM
GUY

is the head of S.P.A.S.M., the Society of Paranormal Arts, Sciences, and Magics. It’s basically the DMV of sorcery. He doesn’t have time for your nonsense and just wants to leave at five o’clock without being smushed or zapped to another dimension. Hologram Guy isn’t actually a hologram; he just pops up on the holo–phone all the time to yell at Sloof, who never bothered to learn his name. Hologram Guy is always just about to bite into his favorite submarine sandwich during his lunch break before he’s sucked into Sloof’s next shenanigan.

Voice: Joe Garden